Brian FirenziGreat News: The Man at the End of the Dock Has a Black Friday Deal For YouHope you’ve had your fill of the sinful roasted fowl and the damp bread contained within its anus…because Thanksgiving is over and now you…4 min read·Nov 25, 2022----
Brian FirenziI’ve Signed Up for the New Social Media Site, Gormmmmm333~ssEveryone’s fleeing Twitter like it’s the end of the film Lincoln and Lincoln just straight-up died. But what social media app are we all…4 min read·Nov 23, 2022----
Brian Firenzi5 Bike Tricks You Can Do to Stop the Tears From ComingSo you did it. You finally are about to cry. Maybe you’re crying because the Governor just made porn illegal. Maybe it’s because your…5 min read·Nov 22, 2022----
Brian FirenziAll Hail the WarmcornWhat I need most when I see Dwayne “The John”son kill a man is to have inverted vegetables.3 min read·Nov 20, 2022----
Brian FirenziLab in Disney+ Headquarters Reports Sudden Outbreak of Star Wars ShowsMANHATTAN — As COVID-19 cases surge around the country and hospitals are forced to turn ambulances away, more grim news is on the horizon…3 min read·Jan 1, 2021----
Brian FirenziQuibi Quibi Yah, Quibi Yeah, Quibi YayHerewith are the collected works from the live Quibi pilot-writing streams, airing on twitch.tv/bfirenzi during the month of April, 2020…1 min read·Apr 23, 2020----
Brian FirenziA Marvel MovieStarting at 5 PM on November 21st, 2019, I began streaming live on Twitch, Facebook, YouTube and Twitter, and started tapping away in a…1 min read·Nov 22, 2019----
Brian FirenziBack to the Drawing Board: “Sonic the Hedgehog” CGI Team to Give Detective Pikachu Human BallsThe internet complained vociferously upon release of the new Sonic the Hedgehog trailer, with thousands of tweets slamming the visual…2 min read·May 3, 2019----
Brian FirenziOh No: I Urinated For Three Straight Hours During “Avengers: Endgame”It began innocently enough. A cushy theater seat. A popped bag of corn. An usher telling us the runtime for “Avengers: Endgame” would be…4 min read·Apr 26, 2019--1--1